Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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