So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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