yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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