I feel like I'm in dance class right now
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I understand Curling. That high.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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