We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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