so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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