dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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