Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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