She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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