You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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