Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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