Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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