hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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