She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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