I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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