I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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