so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
