You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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