Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
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my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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