Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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