everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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