she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
this will be a night to untag.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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