they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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