hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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