Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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