Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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