FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
This toilet bowl is my home.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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