We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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