Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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