I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
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I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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