Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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