I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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