is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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