We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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