I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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