Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Hippo gnu deer
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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