I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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