good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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