we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
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