He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
last night I used snow as a chaser
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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