i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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