That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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