The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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