Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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