apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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