As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
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Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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