i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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