I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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