I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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