what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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