i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Just high enough for therapy.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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