Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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