Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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